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Guess Mark Rodney's Cause, Win $25—Morbid Lottery

In a twist that screams 'What even?', Mark Rodney, aged 52, passed away suddenly last Saturday. According to his family, 'The first person to correctly guess his cause of death will win a $25 Visa gift card.' Because nothing says respect like turning a sudden death into a macabre guessing game with a budget prize. Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss the part where suffering grief turned into a game show with a cash prize? Either this family’s hosting the world’s bleakest raffle or this is performance art meeting dark humor, courtesy of The Onion.

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Source: Theonion | Published: 8/22/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff

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