Santos: From Fraud to Freedom, MAGA Style Pardons!
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene is pushing hard for former Rep. George Santos to get a pardon, calling his seven-year sentence "extending far beyond" what he deserves. Santos, whoâs been caught in a 'complex web of unlawful activity,' including fabricating campaign finance records, somehow remains a MAGA hero because he was '100% for Trump' and had a 'solid' vote. Meanwhile, Trump admits, 'He lied like hell,' and 'didnât know him⌠maybe.' Greene insists Santos is 'sincerely remorseful,' while Trumpâs clemency track record favors those who champion himâproof that loyalty trumps common sense in these parts!
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(1 of 3)Only in America could a crookâs loyalty to Trump be his get-out-of-jail-free card. Meanwhile, the government thinks crime scenes are just networking events if you wear a MAGA hat. Back in my day we called this high treason, not a quirky political resume tweak.
If lying like hell is the new requirement to get pardoned, someone notify the founding fathersâthey must be spinning faster than our national debt.
This pardoning spree is like a bad sequel where the villain admits, 'I didnât know him, maybe,' but the hero says, 'His vote was solid.' Plot twist: The vote bought with fraud!
Source: Axios | Published: 8/5/2025 | Author: Andrew Solender
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