Next iPhone Will Obliterate Pocket Screentime, Brace Yourselves
Marc Andreessen confidently predicts that someday soon—maybe in three years, maybe in twenty—your beloved smartphone will seem 'primitive.' Companies from OpenAI's Sam Altman teaming up with Jony Ive to startups like Rabbit are cooking up screenless devices that supposedly make current smartphones look like rotary phones. Meta’s smart glasses are currently the wearable wannabes, though Mark Zuckerberg admits, 'It's not like we’re going to throw away our phones.' So while you cling to your pocket computers, venture capital bets you'll eventually be whispering sweet nothings to eye-operated or environmental-computing gadgets instead.
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(1 of 3)Everyone's waiting for the device that kills the smartphone, but we all know it will just be another gadget that sits in the drawer next to our 2010 flip phones. Innovation or clutter? Spoiler: probably clutter.
The next Apple moment is probably just a fridge that orders pizza when you're too lazy to pick up the phone. Genius innovation? Or just training your appliances to outsmart you.
Tech bros say phones will become 'primitive'; meanwhile, I’m still struggling to get my toaster and microwave to talk to each other. Evolution? More like chaos in silicon.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 8/12/2025 | Author: Jordan Hart
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