Tesla’s Barbie Glam Party: Robots, Ratios, and Masked Bane
At Tesla's San Francisco showroom, the 'Enforced Ratio' party threw down the gauntlet on tech's gender imbalance with 200 women and 200 men. Hosts Madison Kanna and Cat Orman gave Silicon Valley a 'Barbie glam' makeover, shunning Patagonia fleeces for shimmer, while men stuck to muted suits. Amid Cybertruck test drives and cocktails like 'The James Damore,' Kanna joked, 'Enforced Ratio, it’s meant to make you laugh.' For once, nerds swapped startup yapping for chess on dashboards — and one guy rocked a full Bane mask. The future’s equal parts robotic and ruthless.
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A thousand tech bros denied entry, but hey, at least they got to admire women on a Cybertruck instead of another Patagonia hoodie circlejerk. #EnforcedRatio #BarbieGlamTech
When Tesla throws a party enforcing a 50/50 gender ratio, it’s less EDM and more 'Will you please just talk about something other than work?' Cheers to Barbie glam fighting Man Broapalooza one cocktail at a time.
Nothing says 'gender equality' quite like picking men based on girlfriends and references while wearing Bane masks. San Francisco tech parties: where robots mingle, humans bicker, and everyone’s just pretending to have fun.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 8/19/2025 | Author: Thomas Maxwell
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