Atlanta Man Auditions for BeyoncĂ©âs Backup Heist Crew
In a totally on-brand Atlanta moment, a man was arrested for snagging hard drives filled with BeyoncĂ©âs unreleased music and tour materials straight out of her crewâs vehicle. While the precise dates and dollar values remain a mystery worthy of Queen Beyâs album rollout secrecy, this audacious act adds a new remix to the crime genre: "Middle of the night, swipe the divaâs unreleased jams." Police surely had no easy time explaining to BeyoncĂ©âs team that âno, we donât deliver your files via suspect in custody.â Atlantaâs streets got a little more 'flawless,' or should we say 'flaw-left,' with this pop crime caper remix.
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Stealing Beyonceâs unreleased music? Atlantaâs new hit single: Criminals dropping mixtapes straight from the impound lot. Talk about 'bootlegging' with a capital B.
If you wanna steal Beyonceâs unreleased tracks, maybe donât give local law enforcement bragging rights so easily. Thatâs one way to ensure the 'Single Ladies' have backup.
Atlanta man stole hard drives from Beyonceâs crewânever forget the golden rule: You canât download talent or police radar.
Source: Theonion | Published: 9/19/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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