Atlanta Man Auditions for Beyoncé’s Backup Heist Crew
In a totally on-brand Atlanta moment, a man was arrested for snagging hard drives filled with Beyoncé’s unreleased music and tour materials straight out of her crew’s vehicle. While the precise dates and dollar values remain a mystery worthy of Queen Bey’s album rollout secrecy, this audacious act adds a new remix to the crime genre: "Middle of the night, swipe the diva’s unreleased jams." Police surely had no easy time explaining to Beyoncé’s team that ‘no, we don’t deliver your files via suspect in custody.’ Atlanta’s streets got a little more 'flawless,' or should we say 'flaw-left,' with this pop crime caper remix.
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Stealing Beyonce’s unreleased music? Atlanta’s new hit single: Criminals dropping mixtapes straight from the impound lot. Talk about 'bootlegging' with a capital B.
If you wanna steal Beyonce’s unreleased tracks, maybe don’t give local law enforcement bragging rights so easily. That’s one way to ensure the 'Single Ladies' have backup.
Atlanta man stole hard drives from Beyonce’s crew—never forget the golden rule: You can’t download talent or police radar.
Source: Theonion | Published: 9/19/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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