Needed A Moment? Perfect Time to Delay Dead Guy News!
In an epic pause of stellar timing, Pulliam confessed, 'I’ve just needed a moment' before discussing Warner's death. Because why rush tragedy when you can let suspense simmer? This delay proves that even in heartbreak, we can savor every extra second of denial. Honestly, everything happens for a reason! Now we all get to practice patience and appreciate the art of strategic mourning. At least now, Pulliam gave us a masterclass in delay tactics during moments nobody asked to prolong. What a blessing to dilution anxiety with slow-burn communication!
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Nothing screams moving on like declaring 'I’ve just needed a moment' before processing death. Pulliam invented ghosting 2.0: emotional buffering! Who needs closure when you can keep us on suspense for binge-worthy mourning drama?
Delay game so strong, Pulliam put Netflix cliffhangers to shame with 'I’ve just needed a moment.' Grieving or auditioning for 2024’s most dramatic soap opera?
If taking a moment before acknowledging a death was an Olympic sport, Pulliam just clinched gold. Next up: waiting two weeks to respond to ‘Are you alive?’ texts!
Source: Rollingstone | Published: 7/29/2025 | Author: Tomás Mier
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