Tariffs Attack! Whiskey’s Holiday Party Suddenly BYOB
This is SO exciting! As Trump slaps 15% tariffs on EU wine and spirits just before the holidays, US liquor giants like Beam Suntory and Brown-Forman warn it'll cost $2 billion in sales and 25,000 jobs. But hey, as the Toasts not Tariffs Coalition 'implores you to secure this important deal,' everything happens for a reason! At least now American bourbon lovers might discover the joy of home-crafted spirits or bonding over community protests — because who needs smooth sales when you can have smooth solidarity, right? What a blessing!
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(1 of 3)When tariffs crash the holiday party, nothing says 'festive' like a $2B sales hangover and a side of 25,000 missing jobs. Cheers to making spirits rise… in protests! 🍾🔥 #TariffTantrum
Nothing says holiday spirit like a tariff that gifts us $2 billion in lost sales and 25k jobless buddies. Jingle bell shocks, anyone? 🍷🎁
US liquor calling for mercy on tariffs like it’s begging to keep the holiday buzz alive — because 'fair trade' apparently doesn’t include hangovers. 🥃💔
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 8/7/2025 | Author: Aditi Bharade
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