MAGA vs. Mary Jane: The Standoff for Civilizationâs Soul
In a plot twist worthy of a stoner conspiracy, prominent MAGA leaders are begging President Trump to pump the brakes on reclassifying marijuana from Schedule 1 to Schedule 3âa move that would ease research and benefit the cannabis biz. Trumpâs torn: 'Medical, for pain and various things, I've heard some pretty good things, but for other things, I've heard some pretty bad things.' Meanwhile, MAGA stalwarts painting weed users as societal degenerates claim 'No country of potheads has ever thrived.' It's a smoky saga of virtue, masculinity, and nostalgic 1950s whiskey vibes.
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When your political movement mixes marijuana with morality like itâs cocktail hour at the 1950s Mad Men reunion, you know weâre all terrible drivers of our own livesâexcept some refuse to pass the joint or the laws.
MAGA on weed: âWe prefer whiskey, cigars, and zero funââbecause nothing says tough masculinity like nostalgia for a society that crashed harder than a Windows 95.
Calling marijuana the gateway to sh*tholes is richâguess some folks only respect parks where only cigarette smoke kills you quietly.
Source: Axios | Published: 8/13/2025 | Author: Tal Axelrod
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