Trump & The Stadium: Death’s Biggest Fan Club Rally Yet
Kirk’s funeral is shaping up to be less ‘private goodbye’ and more ‘gladiator-level fandom frenzy’ as tens of thousands of his supporters prepare to crowd a stadium in Glendale, Arizona. President Trump, taking time out of his busy schedule of golf and tweets, will bless the mic with remarks, presumably trying to sound sober and solemn simultaneously. Not to be outshined, several top White House officials will also chime in, turning what could be a quiet farewell into a full political pep rally. Because nothing says ‘rest in peace’ like packing a sporting stadium with the hopes of a mid-pandemic crowd, am I right?
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Kirk’s funeral just found a way to out-attend every concert and political rally: stadium packed, Trump on mic, and White House officials squeezed in for good measure. Reminder: funerals are now just networking events with better catering.
Nothing says respect like mixing death with politics in a stadium big enough for a small country. Kirk’s funeral: where celebration meets chaos, and Twitter waits for the inevitable meme explosion.
President Trump and White House officials sharing the mic at Kirk’s funeral – because if you want to really honor someone, you get a stadium-sized spectacle and a political side show.
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/21/2025 | Author: Elena Moore
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