Trump’s War On Portland: Burned Flags & Black Eyes Edition
In the latest MAGA Reality Show, President Trump calls Portland 'war-ravaged' while local cops say the National Guard’s taking a day off. Enter reporters Katie Daviscourt (sporting a black eye like a badge of honor) and Nick Sortor — arrested, then cleared, after foiling an American flag torching protest stunt. These warrior-journalists got a tap dancing invite to the White House antifa roundtable, where Trump suggested prosecuting flag burners like Pam Bondi’s prize hobby. Meanwhile, federal officials describe pre-riot Portland as 'low energy,' but MAGA media masterclass clips push nonstop chaos vibes – perfect for his arsenal of 'riot porn.'
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When your ‘war-ravaged’ city is so chill local cops don’t bother calling the National Guard, but MAGA media still peddles nonstop ‘riot porn,’ you know politics just hired a director but skipped the reality check.
Portland’s protests got more drama than a daytime soap, complete with burned flags, black eyes, and guest spots at the White House—proof a local scuffle makes for prime MAGA streaming content.
Trump watches video clips like it’s WWE SmackDown and calls it a ‘war zone,’ while Oregon’s actual law enforcement just pops popcorn and enjoys the low-energy show.
Source: Axios | Published: 10/10/2025 | Author: Tal Axelrod
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