Trump’s Ukraine Peace Plan: NATO? No Troops? Chaos Guaranteed!
In a plot twist that feels like a political soap opera, MAGA’s balancing act is juggling 'peace guarantees' for Ukraine without actually committing troops, because, as Trump told Fox News, 'You have my assurance, you know, I'm president.' The US might back European troops with 'air power,' which sounds like a game of Risk played by drama majors. Steve Bannon warns these 'tripwires' could spark world wars, while Breitbart’s Alex Marlow tells us not to 'be a Panican,' just before laying out exactly why this feels like diplomatic juggling with chainsaws. Spoiler: Nobody’s quite sure what 'security guarantees' mean except more anxiety for MAGA.
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So let me get this straight: MAGA wants peace in Ukraine but no troops on the ground. That’s like ordering a pizza but refusing to open the box when it arrives—delicious confusion topped with inevitable disaster.
Oh, I’m sorry, did I miss the part where 'peace' means sending planes to support troops you swear won’t exist? MAGA’s diplomacy: like wearing armor made of wet paper towels.
Watching Trump navigate Ukraine security is like watching a cat try to swim—lots of flailing, zero promise of grace, and a looming mess no one signed up for.
Source: Axios | Published: 8/19/2025 | Author: Tal Axelrod
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