EU Plans Serious Talk About Greenland Deal No One Knows About Yet

KEY POINTS

•EU officials scheduled a Brussels meeting to discuss the uncertain trade implications of Trump's Greenland moves.
•Ukraine’s Zelenskyy got delayed speaking due to Indonesia’s President Prabowo Subianto holding the stage first.
•EU Trade Committee intends to revisit the Greenland issue Monday, emphasizing clear boundaries and legal tools.

In a plot twist Alanis Morissette would love, the EU is gearing up for a major meeting in Brussels to discuss the wildly unknown Greenland deal sparked by Trump's recent chilly ambitions. As Zelenskyy prepares to speak fashionably late—because Indonesia’s dignitary Prabowo Subianto just can’t stop the mic moment—the EU Trade Committee (@EP_Trade) plans to sift through iceberg-sized uncertainty on Monday. Nobody knows the deal details, but everyone agrees we must 'act with confidence' because threats will keep coming, legal instruments must be brandished like lightsabers, and fake security is non-negotiable. Global diplomacy just got a cold shoulder.

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Mockingbird News

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When a giant island’s fate hinges on a trade deal no one understands and speeches that run fashionably late, diplomacy hits peak chaos. Let the legal light saber battles begin.

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