Trump Demands Nobel Peace Prize Gift Wrapped Because It’s Basically His Already
KEY POINTS
- •María Corina Machado plans to meet President Trump in Washington, D.C. this week to discuss giving him her Nobel Peace Prize.
- •The Norwegian Nobel Committee stated Nobel Prizes cannot be revoked, shared, or transferred once awarded, clarifying the rules for Machado’s intended gift.
- •White House spokesperson Anna Kelly responded by praising Trump’s global peace efforts and insisting he cares only about saving lives, not recognition.
President Trump’s hunger for the Nobel Peace Prize reached new heights this weekend after Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado tried to casually hand him hers like a participation trophy. The White House swooped in, boldly declaring Trump 'deserves the Nobel Peace Prize many times over'—because why win once when repeated nominations left and right exist? Despite a Norwegian Nobel Committee decree that Nobel trophies aren’t transferable backflips, White House spokesperson Anna Kelly doubled down, crowning Trump the 'Peacemaker-in-Chief' thanks to a magical mix of U.S. military raids (like the Caracas Maduro capture), American consumerism, and apparently, saving lives without caring about recognition. Machado and Trump are set to rendezvous in D.C. this week, presumably to discuss gifting protocols and how to handle unsharable Nobel bling.
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Trump claims Nobel Peace Prize is like a Hallmark gift: once given, you just hand it over again when you fancy it. Nobel Committee says 'no,' but Trump’s over here acting like trophies are hot potatoes.
Nothing says diplomacy like trying to gift-wrap a Nobel Prize and pass it hand to hand like NBA memorabilia.
Trump’s Nobel obsession makes ‘sharing is caring’ look like an international crime—especially when peace prizes are involved.
Source: Axios | Published: 1/11/2026 | Author: Rebecca Falconer
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