Luigi Mangioneās Murder-Slashed-Not-Terrorism Drama: Court Edition
Meet Luigi Mangione, the man who got his top terrorism charges tossed by Judge Gregory Carro on a busy September Tuesday in Manhattan, despite still facing second-degree and federal death penalty murder charges over the UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson shooting. Prosecutors claimed the murder terrorized 40 executives so badly they hired bodyguards and one went full spy mode dye-job, while Mangioneās backpack manifesto condemned the insurance industry but firmly disavowed Unabomber-style chaos. Judge Carro complained terrorism laws post-9/11 were not meant for single-hit hits no matter how midtown the sidewalk. Meanwhile, āLuigi Girlsā queued over 24 hours just for courtroom Dj Luigi sightings ā because nothing says fandom like cheering a khaki-clad, cuffed defendant!
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Nothing screams 'terrorism' like making 40 executives hire bodyguards and one dye her hair. Luigi Mangioneās murder is heinous, targeted, and apparently not terrifying enough for terrorism charges. Weāre all just walking crime scene bystanders.
So Luigi couldnāt be a terrorist because he wasnāt spreading mass fear? Explain this to the 40 execs who hired bodyguards and the hairstylist who got an emergency dye-job.
Mangione: hates health insurance, shoots CEO, but nope, no terror hereājust targeted murder. The courtās definition of terrorism must be that narrow open book test everyone 'forgets.'
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 9/16/2025 | Author: Laura Italiano
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