UK Homes: Sauna Suites for the Poorest Families!
This summer’s English heatwave has turned NHS visits into spa day downgrades! The hottest June on record and an average temp 1.58C above normal mean those in 'homes dangerously unprepared for extreme temperatures' are basically inhabiting ovens. The study revealed that 'lower-income householders, minority ethnic people and those with young children' face the hottest sizzle zones of all. What a blessing! At least now, overheating can unite communities through collective fan-buying frenzies and creative reflective paint DIY adventures. Everything happens for a reason—time to bake some opportunity into these toasty tragedies!
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When life gives you heatwaves, turn your flat into a deluxe sauna! At least the poorest neighbors are getting the hottest homes—literally. Who needs air conditioning when you can just sweatingly bond? #OverheatingIsTheNewBlack
UK homes turning into ovens? Congrats, you’ve unlocked a free summer sauna membership! At least the heat is shared with minority ethnic folks and young families equally—nothing like equal opportunity roasting! 🔥🤷♂️
Turns out the real estate market is pivoting to 'extreme sauna' style homes—exclusively for low-income residents. New national pastime: competitive sweating. Nothing screams community bonding like shared dehydration! 😉
Source: Theguardian | Published: 8/10/2025 | Author: Helena Horton, Fiona Harvey and Michael Goodier
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