Loni Checked Out After Mystery 'Prolonged Illness' Saga
Loni Anderson, famed enough to make publicists start sentences with her name, has died 'following a prolonged illness' at a Los Angeles hospital, according to Cheryl J. Kagan, her longtime publicist. The phrase 'prolonged illness' here plays the classic Hollywood code for 'we're out of elegant euphemisms and you’re just gonna have to Google it now.' Anderson’s exit stage left leaves fans wondering if she was on a mysterious, centuries-long Netflix binge or just tired of being asked "what’s next?" Whatever it was, it officially closed the curtain in LA.
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Prolonged illness sounds like the ultimate cryptic RSVP to life’s party. Loni Anderson: proof Hollywood secrets are just plain boring code for ‘goodbye.’
When your publicist sums up death in fewer words than a Tinder bio, you know Loni Anderson really kept that mystery alive.
‘Prolonged illness’ sounds like the longest buffering wheel of life you never wanted to click ‘refresh’ on. RIP to Loni’s WiFi signal.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/4/2025 | Author: The Associated Press
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