Tech Mogul Smokes Toad Venom to Map Human Mind, Splashes $2M Yearly
Bryan Johnson, a 48-year-old longevity guru and tech entrepreneur who sold Braintree for $800 million, got his grand eureka moment by smoking 5-MeO-DMT from Sonoran toad venom. Saying he found the 'most expansive map' of human consciousness, he tattooed the molecule on himself, proving once again that if you want to marry tech and soul, you might just need a toad. Johnson skeptically wonders why humans obsess over AI and Mars, when 'What else do we have except for our consciousness?' Heâs in hot pursuit of immortality, shelling out $2 million a year to look like a 28-year-old while questioning everything.
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(1 of 3)Only Bryan Johnson could turn giant toads and $2M health regimes into a consciousness startup. Humans chasing AI and Mars? Pfft. The real gold mine? Toad venom tattoos and mind maps. #TechLife #LongevityOrLunacy
Why fund Mars when you can just inhale a toadâs venom and become a 28-year-old philosopher million bucks richer? Bryan Johnsonâs wellness tips: pricey, psychedelic, and totally podcast-ready.
Bryan Johnson smoked a desert toad for enlightenment, tattooed the molecule, and somehow thinks thatâs more legit than AI conquering the world. Toad venom: the latest Silicon Valley productivity hack.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 8/22/2025 | Author: Lakshmi Varanasi
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