Federal Manhunt Hits GOP Drama: Assassin Outplays Plot Twist
Hold onto your MAGA hats, folks! A federal manhunt has roared to life searching for anyone involved in the assassination of a certain conservative commentator and big Trump fan. While the article didnât drop names, the suspense is worthy of a Netflix true crime special. Imagine this: a political thriller where the main cast includes a shadowy conservative ally, federal agents on a caffeine binge, and more plot holes than a conspiracy theoristâs bulletin board. No exact date or place mentioned either â because mystery is the new black in headline fashion!
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Nothing says âWelcome to Democracyâ like a federal manhunt for parts of a political assassination that even the article treats like a vague cliffhanger. Guess itâs the new GOP way to say âCatch me if you can!â
Federal manhunt for an assassin we wonât name? Sounds like the sequel to âWhereâs Waldo? Political Editionâ sponsored by secrecy and suspense.
Assassination drama without names is the adult version of hide and seek, starring GOP ghosts and FBI detectives who canât share spoilers.
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 9/12/2025 | Author: Unknown
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