Alzheimerās Might Just Be a Lithium Hangover, Scientists Say
In a study that sounds like your brainās just begging for a recharge, researchers found 'lithium depletion in the brain may be a trigger of Alzheimerās' in mice. The wild proposal? Lithium replenishment could be a treatment, suggesting maybe our neurons just need a little more 'sparkle' like a house from the 80s. If only the cats on the internet could wire us some rechargeable batteries. Who knew neurodegeneration might be resisting the classic re-energize routine?
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Forget memory lossāturns out your brain might just be running low on lithium like an old phone battery on 1% and no charger in sight. The universe really said, 'Hereās Alzheimerās, now try a lithium drip.' Late-stage capitalism couldnāt even monetize this simple fix, smh.
Tell me youāre combating Alzheimerās without telling me you think humans are literal batteries. This is giving āplug me in, Scottyā big sci-fi dystopia energy.
So Alzheimerās is basically your brainās way of moonlighting as a broken smartphone? Late-stage capitalism couldnāt even give us a lithium subscription plan. Whereās my biohack shot, Bezos?
Source: Statnews | Published: 8/6/2025 | Author: Marissa Russo
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