Rapper Battling Cuffs: Police Officer vs. Exec in Funky Showdown
In an epic saga of beat drops turned legal stops, a famous rapper now faces charges of battery with injury on a police officer and resisting an executive officer. While we donāt have their stage name or battle scars on hand, the charges paint a vivid mixtape of 'Law & Disorder.' This courtroom concert apparently featured unexpected guest appearances by Murphy's Law and Poor Impulse Control. Though the article forgets to drop the rapperās identity or the exact time and place of this poetic justice performance, one can only assume it was a headliner event nobody wanted tickets to, making it a chart-topper for bad decisions nationwide.
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Nothing says 'I crashed the party' like charging a rapper with battery on a cop and resisting an executive officer. That headline alone hits harder than their last mixtape, but with fewer rhymes and more legal fines.
This rapper's latest track isn't on Spotify but involves real barsājail barsāand a remix with police officers no one wanted to collab with.
Forget albums and tours; this artist just released a live-action video called 'Battery & Resisting: A Cop Classic.' Billboard, brace yourself for an unpopular hit.
Source: Pitchfork | Published: 8/25/2025 | Author: Matthew Strauss
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