Trump Proclaims Miracle Drug Vitamin for AutismāScience Spoiler Alert
In the ongoing saga of celebrity prescriptions that make scientists clutch their lab coats, former President Donald Trump recently claimed that an old drug, which he likened to a vitamin, can reduce autism symptoms in many children. While he did not specify the drug's name or dosage, this bold health tip skipped peer reviews faster than your Wi-Fi on a bad day. Medical experts promptly rolled their eyes in sync, clarifying that the existing scientific consensus doesn't back this claim. It's like saying carrots will fix your car engineāa charming idea but decidedly untrue. No pharma company logos, Wall Street ticker symbols, or FDA warnings were cited in this whistle-stop tour of misinformation.
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When Trump pitches a vitamin-cum-drug cure for autism and science says 'hold my skepticism,' you know you're living in the golden age of alternative facts tourism.
Announcing the latest episode of 'Guess Who's a Scientist Now': Trump! His Nobel in Biology is still stuck in the mail, but his cure for autism is apparently vitamin-tier genius.
This just in: A secret vitamin invented by a totally real, non-imaginary president can reduce autism. Scientists meanwhile prefer investing in unicorns. Same level of plausible.
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/25/2025 | Author: Jon Hamilton
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