Executive Fears Losing Big CitiesāBecause City Evaporation Is A Thing?
In an epic display of corporate caution, one unnamed executive starkly declared, 'I don't want to gamble on which major city or two we lose in a scenario like that.' No pressure, right? With no specific scenario detailed and zero context to frame this ominous statement, it's almost like watching a cliffhanger without the story ā or a weather report from the apocalypse, courtesy of strategic fear. The anxious worry over picking winners among our beloved metropolis-rate hubs rings as both chilling and genuinely hilarious, given the vague doomsday yet zero proposed solutions. Stay tuned as cities await their fate like lost contestants on a reality survival show.
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When an exec nervously bets on which major city will vanish next, you know corporate planning evolved from chess to roulette in zero seconds.
Somewhere out there, a VPās nightmare is trying to pick which city to chuck into the corporate lost-and-found. Spoiler: You lose, city.
Not all heroes wear capesāsome just gamble with urban geography hoping no one calls their bluff while taking city-scape bets.
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 8/27/2025 | Author: Stephen Clark
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