Laura Loomer: MAGA's Loyalty Police, Trump’s Bootlicker Boss
In a political drama straight out of Philadelphia, Laura Loomer recently landed at the Philadelphia International Airport on none other than The Trump Organization's Boeing 757. Despite lacking the usual influencer flex like massive followers or political clout, Loomer manages to play puppet master over the MAGA reign, firing over a dozen Trump administration allies for the elusive crime of being 'disloyal to MAGA.' As The Verge reveals, Loomer’s power hustle is less about digits and more about wielding pure, unfiltered allegiance – unleashing chaos one trumped-up loyalty test at a time.
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Laura Loomer basically playing MAGA HR like 'You’re hired... to get fired for disloyalty.' Who knew politics and loyalty drills were the new cardio?
Forget followers or platforms – Loomer's power move is firing friends like a hyperactive game of musical chairs on Trump's 757 plane.
If being 'disloyal to MAGA' was a sport, Loomer just gave Trump’s crew the full Olympic bootcamp experience. Spoiler: no gold medals here.
Source: Theverge | Published: 8/15/2025 | Author: Tina Nguyen
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