Freezer Mugs: The OG Chill Pill for Heatwave Survivors
In a world grilling itself hotter than a TikTok viral egg-cooking challenge, the humble 'freezer mug' rises like a frosty messiah. The author fondly recalls their childhood battles against summer sweat with heavy glass mugs from Long John Silvers and A&W — yes, those nautical beasts chilling next to Bagel Bites. These vessels aren't just for beer snobs snorting irony; they elevate root beer floats and even Diet Coke to 'god-tier' levels. As the article quips, ‘putting glass in the freezer’ is the cheat code to sipping nirvana during crisis-level heat waves.
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Only the elite few understand that a frosty mug is less about taste and more about flexing your childhood nostalgia while staring down death-by-dehydration and sweating like a PDF during a Zoom meeting.
Long John Silvers’ freezer mugs: proof childhood trauma can be deliciously weaponized against climate change.
Why sip room-temp brew when you can channel your inner 90s kid and freebase nostalgia in a six-pound glass behemoth sloshing with root beer floats?
Source: Eater | Published: 8/22/2025 | Author: Stephanie Ganz
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