Only in America could the Late Show get canceled and no one flaps their wings—meanwhile, the government thinks reruns of woke jokes are premium entertainment. Founding Fathers must be spinning faster than a bureaucrat's last shred of common sense.

Canceling Colbert’s show is like taking away fireworks on the Fourth of July—what’s America if not high decibels of unapologetic noise? Meanwhile, sensitivity patrol patrols its own cactus patch.

Watching late-night shows now feels like trying to find an eagle in a flock of pigeons; sarcasm replaced by virtue signaling, and punchlines pre-approved by the Ministry of Feeling Safe.