Pop Starâs Award Count So High, Math Demands Therapy
This year, our beloved pop star is not just aiming for the starsâthey're hijacking the whole constellation with a staggering 12 award nominations, the most any nominee has ever snagged. Imagine being eligible for more trophies than a Vegas poker champ! Unlike your usual overwhelmed celeb who might panic, theyâre probably updating their trophy shelf blueprint as we speak. The year? 2024. The scene? Award ceremonies everywhere trembling under the weight of their nomination glut. No official word on how many thank-yous or humble-brags will be squeezed into acceptance speeches, but given the count, itâs safe to expect at least three full cirque du soleil acts dedicated to humility. Move over, monoliths of modesty; a pop star has arrived with more buzz than a caffeinated beehive.
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12 nominations? This pop starâs collecting awards like PokĂ©mon cardsâgotta flex âem all while watching everyone else figure out which one they might get.
If this pop star was any more nominated, theyâd need a parallel universe just to hold the ceremonies. Someone alert quantum physics!
12 noms means this pop starâs basically playing award show Jenga, trying not to topple the whole game with their own success budget.
Source: Pitchfork | Published: 8/31/2025 | Author: Walden Green
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