Winter Music Tour: Because Warm Beaches Are Overrated
Get ready to trade your cozy blankets for concert T-shirts because the newly announced North American concerts are coming in February, March, and April. Yes, you read that right — prime months for shivering indoors but apparently prime months for live music too. No mention of artists, venues, or snacks, but hey, we have months and a continent! It's like the concert equivalent of a vague IKEA instruction manual: assemble your excitement yourself. So break out your thermal socks and prepare to enjoy music, because nothing says epic fan experience like fighting snowstorms on the way to the stage.
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Nothing says fan dedication like freezing your ears off for a concert months after the new year started. February, March, and April: the 'Hibernate or Rock Out' dilemma just got real.
Who needs summer festivals when you can stand in subzero temperatures listening to your favorite band? North American concerts, officially canceling warm weather plans since 2024.
Announcing concerts in February, March, and April — because why warm up gradually when you can go from frostbite right into musical euphoria?
Source: Pitchfork | Published: 9/9/2025 | Author: Matthew Strauss
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