Kim’s Nukes Now With Extra Speed Mode Activated
North Korea's leader has dramatically announced he's 'threatening to speed up Pyongyang’s nuclear arsenal expansion' because of a so-called 'hostile intent.' Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss the part where peace talks included a rocket-boosted arms race? So let me get this straight: the world sends a warning, and Kim Jong-un cranks the dial from zero to missile launch faster than your Wi-Fi on a bad day. Incredibly, Pyongyang interprets caution as a green light to supercharge their arsenal, turning global tension into their new favorite hobby.
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Kim’s response to ‘hostile intent’? Launch a nuclear arms sales pitch with a turbo button. Honestly, it’s like watching a toddler throw a tantrum with a flamethrower — adorable until everything burns down.
North Korea’s new motto: 'If at first you don't escalate, try, try nuking.' Because nothing says diplomacy like turning up the boom.
So, Kim’s speeding up nukes because someone blinked at him funny? That’s like sending a cease-and-desist to a pyromaniac and getting roasted harder.
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 8/19/2025 | Author: Unknown
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