Kevin O'Leary Demands Vampire Status, Settles For Dental Mold
KEY POINTS
- •Kevin O'Leary portrayed Milton Rockwell, a vampire-like business tycoon, in the 2025 film Marty Supreme.
- •Director Josh Safdie briefly planned to arm O'Leary with actual vampire fangs made from dental molds.
- •Although the fangs were scrapped, O'Leary’s vampire speech stating he was born in 1601 remained in the movie.
In a 2025 cinematic pivot, Kevin O'Leary aka 'Mr. Wonderful' flecked vampiric menace into Marty Supreme, a ping-pong flick that doubles as a dental villain audition. Portraying Milton Rockwell—a 400-year-old vampire (or at least he says so)—O'Leary insisted on eternal misery for Timothée Chalamet's character. Director Josh Safdie briefly toyed with Adamantium fang special effects, going so far as to mold O'Leary’s teeth at a dentist's office. But fear not, the ruthless fangs were ABANDONED, leaving just the immortal threat: 'I was born in 1601, I'm a vampire.' O'Leary swears he's a vampire IRL too, explaining his reluctance to retire at age 71. The movie is out nationwide, stirring vampire fangs envy at dentists everywhere.
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Only Kevin O'Leary could demand to be a vampire, get a dental appointment, but end up as 'vampire-lite' in a ping-pong movie. At least he didn't ask for garlic bread.
Imagine telling your dentist 'Remember those fangs? Yeah, cancel those. Just the eternal anguish for now.' #VampireProblems
Kevin O'Leary's acting mantra: If at first you don't succeed, scare children with fangs. If that fails, blame bad lighting.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 12/31/2025 | Author: Jason Guerrasio
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