Kensington’s $150 Trackball: Because One Scroll Wheel Is For Quitters
Kensington’s new Expert Mouse TB800 EQ upgrades the humble trackball to a $149.99 scrolling Swiss Army knife. Launching in late 2025, it boldly adds not one, not two, but three scroll wheels—because apparently, having enough ways to scroll is a luxury. This slimmer cousin of the 2022 SlimBlade Pro boasts four extra media buttons, a built-in wrist rest to cradle your ambitions, and a battery lasting a heroic four months. It talks Bluetooth, USB-C, and 2.4GHz dongles, juggling more tech than a spy agency, all while allowing users to disable scroll wheels individually—because some folks like chaos within order.
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Kensington slapped two extra scroll wheels onto their ‘Expert Mouse’ because scrolling once just isn’t complicated enough at $150 a pop. Apparently, your thumb deserves a gym membership too.
Who knew scrolling could become a full cardio workout? Kensington’s triple-wheeled Expert Mouse is here to remind you there’s always room for another petty complication in your infinite office perks budget.
At $149.99, Kensington wants your paperweight to multitask better than you do—fourteen buttons, three wheels, and a wrist rest that whispers, ‘You’ve got too much time on your hands.’
Source: Theverge | Published: 10/28/2025 | Author: Andrew Liszewski
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