Kennedy Reviews Abortion Pills While Ebola Throws Congo’s Party
In today’s roasting session, or the Morning Rounds newsletter if you’re dull, Ted Kennedy Jr. has decided reviewing abortion pills is his new hobby—because who doesn’t want a side gig in medical politics? Meanwhile, Congo’s busy hosting Ebola’s worst outbreak yet, proving viruses travel better than your average tourist. The apocalypse is RSVP’d and bringing friendlier germs than Congress. No companies or dollar amounts were mentioned—apparently, life-and-death pandemics don’t bargain. The date? Right now, because viral infections and contentious pill reviews wait for no one.
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(1 of 3)Kennedy launches an abortion pill review as Congo’s Ebola decides to turn up the heat. Nothing says multi-tasking like juggling reproductive rights and viral genocide simultaneously.
If Congo’s Ebola outbreak was a party guest, it’s the one who didn’t get the memo to leave. Meanwhile, Kennedy’s busy reviewing pills like doctors pull rabbits out of hats. Spoiler: Ebola isn’t impressed.
Kennedy picking fight with abortion pills while Ebola’s running wild in Congo feels like someone arguing about spoons at the Titanic sinking. Priorities, right?
Source: Statnews | Published: 9/26/2025 | Author: O. Rose Broderick
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