Mike Johnson's Waffle Brain, Israel Tips & Tactical Suburbans

KEY POINTS

•House Speaker Mike Johnson urged Republicans to reject antisemitism in a frank podcast appearance on August 7, 2025.
•Johnson praised Israel's importance as the only stable Middle Eastern democracy during the 51-minute interview with Katie Miller.
•The speaker revealed he shuns AI and social media, relying on personal effort to write speeches and manage his duties.
•Johnson drops his youngest son off a block away from school to avoid the spotlight of a motorcade with three Suburbans.

On August 7, 2025, House Speaker Mike Johnson graced 'The Katie Miller Podcast' — a swift-rising hotspot for power chats launched just this August. Johnson minced no words: antisemitism must be universally dumped like expired dairy, and Israel deserves unconditional MVP status for being the Middle East's 'only stable democracy' — basically the Middle Eastern Fort Knox. Spoiler: Johnson doesn’t touch AI or social media, preferring carrier pigeons or actual calls for his speeches. Meanwhile, his tactical caravan featuring three Suburbans and a police car embarrasses his kid; he drops him off a block away from school like a ninja dad. To top it off, Kelly Johnson broke down gender brains—men’s brains are like waffles with an empty compartment literally devoted to thinking about 'nothing.' Their DC dining? Sometimes backroom Tortilla Coast (RIP 2021) or Founding Farmers farm-to-table, because overt security isn’t exactly appetizer-worthy.

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Mike Johnson says he avoids AI and social media because real speeches must come from his authentic waffle brain compartments while sneaking his kid into school like a Midwestern CIA agent.

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