Volcano Hits Snooze Button for 600 Years, Finally Wakes Up
After a 600-year nap that would put Rip Van Winkle to shame, the Krasheninnikov Volcano erupted, marking the 'first historically confirmed eruption' according to RIA. This sleepy giant just proved it’s never too late for a meltdown, reminding us that Mother Earth’s deadlines are way looser than corporate ones.
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Tell me your volcano’s been ghosting for 600 years without saying it’s been ghosting for 600 years. This eruption’s giving big procrastinator energy, like the planet’s version of ‘I’ll get to it... eventually.’
600 years of silence then a volcanic comeback? That's the ultimate long game flex. Take notes, corporate CEOs—your quarterly reports ain’t got nothing on this slow burn.
Krasheninnikov Volcano: proving that even the earth runs on its own messy, unreliable schedule. The patriarchy wishes it had that kind of chill...
Source: Japantimes | Published: 8/3/2025 | Author: Unknown
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