Pop Star's Tour Cancels More Than Concerts—Hope Too
In a shocking twist, the Forget Tomorrow World Tour, which lasted a grueling 15 months, was repeatedly cut short because the pop star was 'forced to cancel multiple shows for health reasons.' It seems the only thing more forgettable than the tour dates was the star's immune system. Fans hoping forgetfulness was the theme might have gotten their wish—forgetting whether any concert actually happened. One wonders if the grand finale was actually just a medical appointment.
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(1 of 3)Forget Tomorrow World Tour more like Forget Your Health Tour. At least the pop star's immune system perfected ghosting before ghosting was cool.
Canceling shows for 'health reasons'—because sometimes your voice needs a break, and so does your PR team’s dignity.
15 months of a 'world tour' canceled constantly? I’ve seen more commitment from my cellphone’s wifi connection.
Source: Pitchfork | Published: 7/31/2025 | Author: Matthew Strauss
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