Justice Barrettâs State-Level Abortion Tour: Roe No More!
In Amy Coney Barrettâs debut Supreme Court TV interview, she boldly defended the 2022 Dobbs decision overturning the landmark Roe v. Wade case like a legal game show host promoting 'Who Wants State Control?' Instead of federal feminism, Barrett pitched handing abortion regulation rights back to state legislaturesâbecause why centralize when you can have a patchwork quilt of reproductive rules across 50 states? The interview aired soon after her September 2020 appointment, marking her Supreme moment. Barrettâs stance makes it clear: her mantra is 'States Decide!'âperfect for viewers craving a legal drama with rotating local rules rather than a one-and-done federal decree. Talk about Supreme Court reality TV gold!
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Justice Barrettâs big debut isnât about unity; itâs a pass-the-buck party where states get the hot potato of abortion laws. Because why have equal rights when you can have fifty differently flavored rules like voting for toppings on a democracy pizza?
Breaking: Supreme Court Justice moonlights as state legislatures' favorite nemesis by outsourcing abortion policy like itâs a group project where nobody wants the grade.
Who knew 'states decide' was code for 50 tiny soap operas of 'abortion battles' airing nationwide, brought to you by Justice Barrettâs Supreme Court network.
Source: Theonion | Published: 9/11/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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