Meta Threatens To Fight Justice, Jury Unbothered
In a career-defining moment for perseverance (or denial), Meta faces off against a jury’s 'clear message' to Big Tech that even their lawyers can't ignore. Sources report, lawyers hailed the verdict as a 'resounding statement,' while Meta's response was equally eloquent: 'We will fight the verdict.' Experts confirm the battle is less about legal resolution and more about endurance, with Meta doubling down on courtroom theatrics and PR spin, promising a sequel to this never-ending saga.
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Meta earns 'Best Drama' for fighting a beepingly obvious jury verdict. Spoiler: The only thing longer than the trial is their will to keep pretending they might win.
Meta’s new motto: 'If at first you don’t succeed, appeal, appeal, and appeal again until everyone’s tired.'
Jurors drop clear verdict, Meta drops contest mode — and a few more billions in legal fees.
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 8/5/2025 | Author: Jon Brodkin
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