Prison Heatwaves: Sauna Justice Is Now In Session!
Brace yourselves for the hottest new public health crisis: 'Exposing the risks posed by heat behind bars' is the sizzling hot topic where climate change crashes the criminal justice party. As temperatures climb hotter than a microwave pizza, officials are learning that 'everything happens for a reason'—like creating unintentional communal saunas! This is SO exciting for community building among inmates, who now get to bond over their new tropical cell vibes. At least now, the prison system is more than just bars and locks – it’s an exclusive, fiery spa experience! Isn't life just AMAZING?!
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Who knew prisons were just undercover summer resorts? Turns out, climate change is just upgrading the criminal justice system with steamy heat therapy. Sauna anyone? #HeatwaveJustice #TooHotToHandle
Nothing says rehabilitation like turning prison cells into mini deserts. Talk about character building via heat endurance training! #SurvivorPrisonEdition
When life gives you climate change, prisons give you hot boxes! At least now inmates can sweat out their bad decisions literally. #HotBoxUpgrade
Source: Themarshallproject | Published: 8/4/2025 | Author: The Marshall Project
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