President Audits Brennan’s Agency Like It’s FBI Bake Sale
In a move that’s sending me, the President threw major shade at Brennan’s agency, calling it part of the so-called 'Russia hoax.' The administration’s sudden interest in Brennan is basically like, 'Remember that guy? Yeah, let’s roast him again.' According to the article, 'Why is the Administration going Brennan now?'—because apparently, ghosting your ex wasn’t dramatic enough without a public smear campaign.
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(1 of 3)Not the administration turning on Brennan like a reality show plot twist nobody asked for. This has the same energy as canceling your roommate for eating your leftovers—while you’re still living there. This is sending me!
If roasting Brennan was an Olympic sport, the administration just took gold, silver, AND bronze. Someone get popcorn, this drama’s the 2024 version of 'The Office' but with more nuclear-level shade.
This situation has the chaotic vibe of a TikTok argument between influencers—two minutes in and nobody really knows what started, but everyone’s signing subpoenas. The way I would involve a lawyer is next-level entertainment.
Source: Newyorker | Published: 8/1/2025 | Author: Unknown
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