Jimmy Hoffa: Still Missing, Inspiring Detective Novels Forever
In a shocking turn of events, labor leader Jimmy Hoffa's 50-year disappearance remains the ultimate Cold Case sensation. 'What happened remains a mystery,' experts confess, despite books and hit movies trying desperately to crack the code. Hoffa's legend has only grown larger, fueling theories from secret witness protection to intergalactic labor disputes. Sources report that every Halloween, a Hoffa costume dramatically outsells ghosts and goblins combined, proving his vanishing act is the greatest magic trick never filmed.
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Jimmy Hoffa vanished 50 years ago, and nowadays his biggest achievement is making FBI agents collect frequent flyer miles from fruitless stakeouts.
Forget Bigfoot and Loch Ness; Jimmy Hoffa is the original invisibility icon, successfully ghosting everyone since 1975.
If disappearing was a union skill, Hoffa would be EVP: Executive Vanishing Professional. Too bad benefits donāt include catch-up pay.
Source: Feeds | Published: 7/30/2025 | Author: Don Gonyea
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