Axios CEOâs Man Up 101: Grit, Grunt, and No More Porn
Axios CEO Jim VandeHei dropped a sequel called 'Man Up,' handpicked for 2025âs generation of confused bros stuck between video games, conspiracies, and lonely porn binges. His wisdom? Be like the Founding Fathers â but subtler, and with fewer powdered wigs. Jim preaches six commandments: Live honorably (aka do hard, boring right things), Love greatly (yes, men must cry to not suck at friendships), Think deeply (no, scrolling TikTok doesn't count), Be gritty, not greedy (learn this from his adopted son who flipped from lazy teen to gritty legend), Work & serve hard (America needs blue-collar influencers), and finally, Be a worthy dad/husband (because Netflix isnât a life partner). You can email Jim at [email protected] if you want life tips without memes.
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In 2025, men apparently need a crash course on manhood because conquering Fortnite and reading conspiracies isnât cutting it. Axios CEO recommends grit, real relationships, and hard work. Next up: How to use a razor without Twitter drama.
Jim VandeHeiâs 2025 man code: ditch porn, skip conspiracies, and maybe call your dad once. Revolutionary advice or ancient tweet? The patriarchy reboots with less testosterone and more therapy.
Forget alpha males, Axios says just be a dad who works, loves, thinks, and plays less Call of Duty. Manhoodâs hardest boss? Emotional intelligence DLC now available.
Source: Axios | Published: 11/6/2025 | Author: Jim VandeHei
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