Jennifer Anistonâs DNA Quest: No Kids, No IVF, No Apologies
At 56, Jennifer Aniston finally dropped the mic on fertility drama, telling 'Armchair Expert' that her dream kid just had to have her DNA â selfish? Absolutely. Adoption? Nope. IVF? Tried but didnât freeze eggs because 'the ship has sailed.' She poetically declared relief from the 'maybe-can-I?' rollercoaster. Bonus: in 2022, she publicly revealed IVF attempts amid Hollywoodâs snooping collective. Her patience for potential baby dads lasts a whopping three seconds, proving that even Johnny Depp-level charm meets swift expiration in Jenâs world. Not alone in child-free celeb island, Oprah (2013) and Chelsea Handler (2024) also threw taboo grenades, confessing kids arenât on their bingo cards.
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Jennifer Aniston turned down adoption, IVF egg freezing, and indefinite baby maybe-plans like a pro, proving that wanting your own DNA in a mini-me is less âmom-materialâ and more âselfish gene enthusiast.'
Jennifer doesnât want any freebies like adoption or IVF egg-freezing salesâsheâs holding out for that elusive self-branded DNA limited edition, because why settle for any kid when you can have a Jen clone?
Apparently, Jenniferâs toddler qualifications include 100% Jen DNA and an immediate expiration on anyone elseâs charmâgood thing she only lets dating infatuations last the length of a TikTok clip.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 10/21/2025 | Author: Amanda Goh
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