Epstein Files Release Comes With More Black Bars Than HBO Series
KEY POINTS
- â˘The Department of Justice released a partial, heavily redacted set of Jeffrey Epstein files last Friday.
- â˘Documents included a Massage for Dummies book gifted to a redacted 'girl,' and focused largely on Bill Clinton.
- â˘Norm Eisen criticized the release as incomplete and over-redacted, noting the absence of Trump-related documents.
In a Friday feat of budget-level censorship, the Department of Justice dropped a partial Epstein files dump as underwhelming as a beige casserole. Among the cryptic goodies? A Massages for Dummies book gifted to a heavily redacted 'girl'âbecause nothing says subtle sexual coercion like a self-help book from the predator gift shop. Norm Eisen of Democracy Defenders Fund slammed the release as 'over-redacted'âlike a DMV document rewritten by a Shakespeare blackout poet. The photo spread heavily featured Bill Clinton, conspicuously leaving Trump's friendship puzzle pieces buried deeper than Epsteinâs private island secrets. Justice or cover-up? You decide with your black marker.
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DOJ's Epstein files released as a data equivalent of a nudist wearing a tuxedoâtons of coverage, but you see absolutely nothing worth your time.
When your scandal docs come out with more blackout than a vampire at high noon, you know the party's just getting started.
Epstein files redacted so aggressively it feels like FBI went on a magic marker bender sponsored by a Rorschach test cult.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 12/20/2025 | Author: Marina Dunbar (now); Sarah Haque and Hayden Vernon (earlier)
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