Prince Andrew’s Royal Resume Now Just 'Outcast' with Taxpayer-Funded Drama

KEY POINTS

•On February 19, Prince Andrew was arrested at his Wood Farm residence on suspicion of public office misconduct.
•King Charles III publicly emphasized that 'the law must take its course' amid growing scandal.
•The former prince was stripped of royal titles in 2022 and 2025 and is now officially an outcast living under strict scrutiny.

Prince Andrew’s 66th birthday bash included six unmarked police cars and eight mystery agents, crashing Wood Farm’s party on royal Sandringham estate. Formerly the Queen’s 'favorite,' he’s now Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, stripped of all shiny titles in 2022 and 2025—talk about a demotion. After bon vivant days mingling with Jeffrey Epstein, sharing secrets on Royal Bank of Scotland’s bailout and Aston Martin’s drama via trade mission emails, he’s under arrest for suspected misconduct. Epstein once texted him, 'I have a very pretty friend coming to London,' because hey, royal diplomacy doubles as Tinder. King Charles III insists the law must rule, while the 'Fab Four' keeps their distance. Meanwhile, Epstein files turned Pandora’s box loudly blow up 'the Andrew problem.' Scandal, secret settlements, and an irredeemable outcast now eighth in line—because you simply can’t skip birth order – set new royal low drama records.