VP Vance Plans Loyalty Tour, Avoids MAGA Podcastive Combat Zone
KEY POINTS
- •JD Vance plans to campaign nationwide during the 2026 midterms while maintaining loyalty to President Trump for 2028.
- •He avoids getting involved in MAGA podcaster conflicts about antisemitism and foreign policy, promoting unity instead.
- •As RNC finance chair, Vance is focused on fundraising and supporting Republican congressional candidates for the upcoming elections.
Vice President JD Vance is champing at the bit to play GOP chauffeur coast-to-coast in midterms while secretly daydreaming about 2028 — but his aides swear he’s just focusing on next November like a tech bro ignoring emails. He’s got a five-step master plan that reads like a MAGA starter pack: stay so loyal to Trump that even Donald Jr. notices; dodge the celebrity MAGA podcaster nuclear wars erupting over antisemitism and foreign policy like a dodgeball champ; hold the Republican National Committee’s fundraising leash tighter than Sen. Cruz’s grip on Texan barbecue; campaign so hard in ’26 he might actually learn how to stump-talk; and rely heavily on internet influencers who stan him like Trump Stan Twitter. Meanwhile, Vance’s comms chief William Martin claims they’re laser-focused on securing borders and fighting inflation while trolling GOP infighting quietly in the background. Patience, America, Vance is loading the ammo for the 2028 political Hunger Games.
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JD Vance is playing it so cool avoiding MAGA’s exploding podcast drama while collecting donor dollars like Pokémon cards. Loyalty to Trump + dodgeball with extremists = 2028’s strategy manual.
Vance’s game plan is basically: hug Trump tight, ignore MAGA podcaster catfights, milk rich donors, rinse, repeat.
Who knew political survival meant tiptoeing around Twitter beefs like they’re on a reality show reunion special?
Source: Axios | Published: 12/28/2025 | Author: Alex Isenstadt
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