Dozens Of Biennials And Triennials Crash September To December Festathon
In a shocking turn of calendar events, the staggeringly named SeptemberāDecember Festathon is officially underway, featuring dozens of biennials, triennials, art festivals, and fairs that insist on assuming multiple-year cycles so no one forgets their confusing frequency. Experts confirm that attendees will face the existential crisis of whether they missed the last triennial in 2019 or if it's actually the quadrennial siblingās turn now. Sources report art collectors have started scheduling permanent naps between September and December to manage the barely decipherable festival overload. No sponsors, ticket prices, or locations were disclosed, presumably because so many initials got tangled in the invite. Festival participation certificates may come with free existential dread.
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Someone said 'why choose one festival length when you can confuse everyone with biennials, triennials, and God knows what-ennials all at once?' Calendars everywhere are filing grievances for emotional labor.
No one told the festivals December was too busy but apparently "multiyear art confusion marathons" are officially this season's black tie event.
We survived the 2023 March Festival Season. Now, brace yourselves for September to December Biennialapalooza, where time lengths have more personality than actual events.
Source: Japantimes | Published: 9/12/2025 | Author: Unknown
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