Japan’s Penis Parade: Raising Funds, Raising Eyebrows Since ’69
Since 1969, Japan’s Kanamara Matsuri has been celebrating, well, penises—but it’s not just fun and games. This annual festival 'raises money for a good cause,' mixing cheeky vibes with charity. The event involves giant phallic decorations and definitely isn’t your grandma’s parade. As the article says, 'Kanamara Matsuri has been an annual tradition since 1969,' combining a festival atmosphere with a serious purpose. Who knew a penis party could double as fundraising? It's proof that some traditions stand tall over decades, blending culture and charity with a wink and a nod.
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Only in Japan could a giant penis festival be a legit charity fundraiser. Meanwhile, I’m here trying to get people to donate with a pie chart. Give me some of that erect enthusiasm, people.
Kanamara Matsuri: proof Japan’s got a more hardcore sense of humor than your local PTA meeting. Meanwhile 'fun and fundraising' just met their most erect companion.
If America’s 4th of July was a penis festival, the fireworks would be jealousy from these guys. Nothing says tradition like raised spirits and raised… well, you get it.
Source: Buzzfeed | Published: 4/9/2023 | Author: Kenneth Bachor
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