Scientists Slap Gelatin On Heart, Expect It To Dance
In a shocking turn of events, researchers decided that the best way to give your heart a pep talk is by applying a weirdly specific 'layered sheet' filled with three types of cells and gelatin particles right on its surface. Experts confirm this is expected 'to improve the heart's contractions,' which sounds like bio-engineered slapstick comedy meets medical innovation. According to the article, the sheet is 'placed on the surface of the heart'—because apparently, hearts just needed a face mask, but for performance enhancement instead of skincare.
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Great news: Your heart might soon have a gelatin accessory. Finally, a reason to say your ticker has style besides just pumping blood. #GelatinGoals
If your heart starts beatboxing after scientists slap some gelatin on it, we officially live in the era of bio-hype meets kitchen experiments.
Imagine telling your heart it's going to get a three-cell, gelatin facial to boost its rhythm. Your heart’s now officially the fanciest organ at the party.
Source: Japantimes | Published: 7/29/2025 | Author: Unknown
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