Pharmacists Now Officially Life Coaches for Your Drug Intake
In a thrilling episode of 'Who Watches the Watchers?', a mystery panel has declared an unnamed product officially a drug — but with a twist: it must be taken only under the vigilant eyes of a trained pharmacist. Because apparently, self-medication is too much to handle for us mere mortals. No company names to spill, no dates to mark, but the plot thickens with safety protocols that scream 'We don’t trust you to do this alone.' The product’s new job description? Not just a drug, but a performance where pharmacists get to play lead role in the drama of your health. So much for privacy — now we have pharmacist chaperones!
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Because trusting adults to take pills alone is apparently asking way too much, pharmacists will now supervise your drug drama like chaperones at a middle school dance. Safety, or just paranoia wearing a white coat?
Congratulations, you’re not allowed to have a solo relationship with your own drug—pharmacists are now the official drug guardians. Next up: supervised bathroom breaks?
In an unexpected plot twist, the drug you never heard of requires a pharmacist as a buddy. Because safety or just evidence we all suck at taking meds responsibly?
Source: Japantimes | Published: 8/31/2025 | Author: Unknown
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