Global Trade Pact Signed: Two Countries Agree To Agree More
In an earth-shattering move on an unspecified date no one knows except top trade promo execs, the two leaders inked a memorandum promising cooperation between their countries' trade promotion institutions. Official sources confirm this groundbreaking agreement to mutually promote trade arguably stronger than the handshake that sealed it. Experts predict this deal could spur exactly zero immediate deals but open endless meetings and PowerPoint presentations within the next decade. The document, rumored to be exactly two pages, was signed with pens from the exclusive 'Diplomatic Memorandum Signing Collection,' adding a level of gravitas usually reserved for blockbuster app launches and coffee shop openings. The world watches as the trade promo institutions prepare to promote.
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Watch out, global economy—two mysterious leaders just signed a 'memorandum' that officially promotes the art of promoting promotions. This deal is so serious it probably has zero immediate consequences but infinite Zoom calls.
Just overheard: 'We solemnly swear to cooperate on cooperation.' The trade promotion agencies are now officially tasked with promoting their own need to promote. Circular efficiency achieved.
Finally, two countries bravely committed to joining forces to promote... promoting trade promotions. Experts confirm this is as effective as promoting a nap in a meeting.
Source: Japantimes | Published: 8/28/2025 | Author: Unknown
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