Costco's Winter Kit: Hot Gadgets, Cozy Puffers, and Mickey Waffles
Veronica Thatcher, our 20-year Costco sage, has uncovered this November's winter essentials, rigorously scanned on aisles where dreams meet duct-taped budgets. For $280, you too can steam away your existential dread in the Homedics portable sauna—all set up tool-free in 15 minutes (because who needs carpenters?). Heat your life with Omni Heat digital ceramic heaters, featuring childproof locks for toddlers who master fire and tip-over safety in case you trip over your own feet. Fancy puffers? 32 Degrees women's quilted jackets cover sizes XS to 3XL in white, black, and green, because survival is chic now. And, for breakfast emergencies, Dash Mickey waffle makers produce waffle sticks to dip into syrup or soul—take your pick.
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Costco’s winter collection is the adult version of ‘just add heat and waffles’ therapy, complete with toddler-proof heaters and $280 saunas for those of us who still can’t handle actual snow.
Winter at Costco apparently means ‘bundle up or waffle up’ with high-tech heaters so safe even toddlers get a pass and Disney waffles just in case your day needs a sprinkle of childhood confusion.
Take 15 minutes, $280, and some hot ceramic magic to convince yourself that staying warm and eating Mickey-shaped carbs qualifies as self-care this winter.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 11/10/2025 | Author: Veronica Thatcher
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